Hey,
It's Nia Perez aka the indecisive bitch. The title of this blog came to me one day while I was extremely fucked up, not from beer, wine, or alcohol, but from my exceptionally screwed up life. I was sitting in my room balling my eyes out, sadly laughing, and stuffing my face with leftover sweet and savory baby back ribs. I was at my lowest low. I thought - Wow this is fucking hilarious, all the things that can possibly happen in this world, and to the countless number of people shit can happen to, it happened to me. Me, lame and plain, Nia Perez. Before this very moment, I thought of myself as a nobody, I literally wished interesting shit would happen to me. Boy, do I regret it.
You're most likely wondering what the fuck has happened to me to make me feel worthy enough to write a blog about it. Well my fellow readers, the experience that caused me to drown my tears in barbecue sauce, was not one event but several successive ones. In this blog, I will share with you the events of my life that nearly brought me to the brink of extinction. Thank God this bitch is hard to break, because if I weren't I would not be able to tell you how fucked up my life was and still is.
Hopefully, from reading this blog you will not only value a plain and simple life, but you'll learn from my mistakes. I am not a role model. Although my life is not totally boring, it is extremely sucky. Please do not try to make any part of my life, apart of yours, you will regret it almost as much as I do.
Yours truly, The Indecisive Bitch
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