Fast Forward to Less Bitchy Nia Today

Hello. 

It's the Bitch from Apt 707 that isn't quite as bitchy. I'm gonna start today's post with a bit of advice: never, I repeat NEVER let your bitch guard down once it starts working for you. If you know that when you're a bitch, shit goes down the way you want, and if it doesn't the bitchiness in you makes you not give a fuck, don't, I repeat DON'T try to get rid of the bitch. That was my mistake. You see, I thought that bitchy Nia was a bad person so I tried to change. I started to care for others, that's my biggest regret of all. Yes, you read that correctly. I REGRET CARING FOR OTHERS. You probably think I'm a selfish bitch right about now, and you would be 100% correct. I, Nia Perez am a selfish bitch, and I no longer give a fuck. Caring about myself and only myself keeps me focused. When I care about others, like guys, for example, shit happens that ruins my whole flow. If you wanna know exactly how one guy named Shamell Lee ruined my flow, read the post titled: "When the bitch lets her guard down - Part One." As of today, I will return to my natural bitch form. I'll let you know how that goes.

 XOXO The Bitch from Apt 707, Nia :)

Hello, I'm the Indecisive Bitch from Apartment 707

Hey, 

It's Nia Perez aka the indecisive bitch. The title of this blog came to me one day while I was extremely fucked up, not from beer, wine, or alcohol, but from my exceptionally screwed up life. I was sitting in my room balling my eyes out, sadly laughing, and stuffing my face with leftover sweet and savory baby back ribs. I was at my lowest low. I thought - Wow this is fucking hilarious, all the things that can possibly happen in this world, and to the countless number of people shit can happen to, it happened to me. Me, lame and plain, Nia Perez. Before this very moment, I thought of myself as a nobody, I literally wished interesting shit would happen to me. Boy, do I regret it. 

You're most likely wondering what the fuck has happened to me to make me feel worthy enough to write a blog about it. Well my fellow readers, the experience that caused me to drown my tears in barbecue sauce, was not one event but several successive ones. In this blog, I will share with you the events of my life that nearly brought me to the brink of extinction. Thank God this bitch is hard to break, because if I weren't I would not be able to tell you how fucked up my life was and still is. 

Hopefully, from reading this blog you will not only value a plain and simple life, but you'll learn from my mistakes. I am not a role model. Although my life is not totally boring, it is extremely sucky. Please do not try to make any part of my life, apart of yours, you will regret it almost as much as I do. 

Yours truly, The Indecisive Bitch